"I did not intend to get this drunk"

Me everytime I drink (via kttwlk)

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Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

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"…I was calm on the outside but thinking all the time."

A Clockwork Orange, Dir. Stanley Kubrick (via wordsnquotes)

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The first sip of tea is always the hardest.

that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off 

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